Many have noticed I have been irregular with my editorials which are usually upbeat and erm, humorous. I haven’t been feeling very good for a long time, and my mood is affecting my (lack of) motivation and enthusiasm. Writing is a great love of mine, but when I don’t feel doing it, there is seriously something wrong. Being surrounded by the wrong kind of people doesn’t help, which I’ve come to realise so as daft as it sounds, I’ve been doing a lot of soul-searching, trying to figure out which direction to go in. I’m not about to embrace some new age religion or start chanting a lot of gibberish, but I need to drop a lot of excess baggage that’s making me feel miserable.

On top of all of this, I’ve endured a really bad bout of PMT – three consecutive days of non-stop sobbing (not nice plus it hurts like hell), followed by the first two days of my period making me extremely cranky. Put it this way, I just wanted to smack the fat and lazy woman leaning into the frozen section in M&S, eyeing up the chocolate cheesecake for what seemed like an eternity. I paced up and down, angrily while getting hot flushes, tempted to scream, “MOVE OUT OF THE FUCKING WAY, YOU BINT!” In the end, she walked away without picking anything out! GAH! I don’t think you’d want to cross my path at this tender time of the month so make a note in your diaries, avoid contact with yours truly around the 25th of the month. That’s right, I’m that regular!

Any way, big apologies for the morbid theme to this week’s editorial. If you have any suggestions of how I can regain my old self (nothing illegal or expensive, please!), please drop me a line at editor@uk-fusion.com. I’m also suffering from greasy hair and lack of chicken in my diet and I have the urge to cut all my hair off too.

By the way, my italian silk tie worn and signed by Jon Snow arrived in the post a couple of weeks ago. I was supposed to model it for y’all but I wasn’t in the mood. I’m still not. What IS wrong with me?!  

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