Blond bombshell Jonathan is the baby of the uk-fusion bunch. With his sparkly blue eyes and coy smile, Jonathan (a Scorpio), is the proud owner of a history degree from Edinburgh University, so naturally he is very good with words.

His musical preferences stretch as far as playing the piano and a desire to twang away on the guitar but when he’s not making a racket of his own, Jonathan worships the sweet melodies of Tom McRae (whom he’s interviewed for uk-fusion), Ryan Adams, Van Morrison (he owns 33 of his albums – that’s far more than his actual age), Red Hot Chili Peppers (post-Californication), Antony & The Johnsons, Dave Matthews Band, Jamiroquai, Razorlight, Muse, Idlewild and Jamie Lidell. More embarrassing, Jonathan loves Mike & the Mechanics, Genesis and Chris Rea. Lovely Jonathan is also very fond of Dougie and Danny from McFly (“I can’t help myself!”, he protests). It's such a pity the editor can’t turn him…

Even more embarrassing, the boy Waterlow watches WWE wrestling and wears extra small T-shirts. And scraping the barrel of all things mortifying, Jonathan was once stripped naked and locked in a room with THREE lady boys. (And in case you’re wondering, they were very much ‘boys’ in one particular department…)

uk-fusion is very proud to have and hold onto Jonathan even when it's taken about three years for his profile page to be completed. We will be reluctant to let him go for a couple of weeks when he shivers to death in Siberia in the new year (Jon’s going to be getting his hands filthy for a postgraduate degree in Russian history – ooh!). We suggest you bookmark all is pages on this site or drop him a line (jonathan.waterlow@uk-fusion.com) – that’s how much we adore him.