Easily the most playful track on The Chemicals’ latest number one album, We Are The Night, this funked-up nursery rhyme will plant an imbecilic smile on the most sombre of faces. Never mind Pharcyde rapper Fatlip appears to be reading his lines, and with difficulty at that. Or the fact this single’s so novelty; it’s got Christmas hit written all over it.

(3¾/5)