As memorable as a glass of water, this single received, as an increasingly desperate PR told me, “strong backing from regional radio” before “making Scott Mills Record of the Week”.

Starting out as bootleg version of Alanis Morissette’s ‘Invited’, Brighton remix gurus Freemasons lost any kudos by taking this underground track overground. Although it’s possibly worth buying for the cover alone, which I’m sure some listeners will find an alternative use, nudge, nudge, wink, wink… Purley, et cetera, for.

(2½/5)