Have educational standards slipped so low that your average British citizen is incapable of correctly forming a simple question? See what I did there, or then again perhaps not, DJ/production duo Bodyrox aka Jon Pearn and Nick Bridges? What Lynn Truss and I, though, can teach Pearn and Bridges about the English language, pales into insignificance when they take their turn at the lectern and deliver a master-class of a dance floor anthem.

(3¾/5)