If Madness side project The Nutty Boys were ever fronted by Ian Dury, they’d sound something like London/Loughton trio Blah Blah Blah do on this, their debut single. As would, no doubt, The Bash Street Kids if they’d ever escaped the pages of The Beano to record a track. Or if Chas & Dave and Wreckless Eric teamed up to form a proper Cockney super group.

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