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Blue: Breathe Easy (Innocent)
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By Afsheen Shaikh
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Monday, 22 March 2004
 Ding, dong, the fat one from Westlife has gone. My money's on this lot to follow suit. I'm most surprised they've stuck their necks out for this long because for a boy band, Blue are utter pish.
Considering the expansions of Duncan's ego and the fat Greek's belly as well as what is spurted out from Lee's cake hole, it's a mystery why young girls shell their pocket money on their mind-numbingly pre-school level musical rhymes.
'Breathe Easy', penned by the one with verbal diarrhoea, has been described as a "beautiful, haunting ballad" on the press release. I'll agree with the last two words of that. With the exception of a few lines given to that tosspot Duncan ("Awight, babe??") out of obligation, Lee pretty much carries the tune - literally. And it's crap! Just like all their songs. "I can't breathe easy", he wails. And I feel like I'm asphyxiating listening to you, mate. Please, don't encourage them.
(½/5)
Release Date: 22 March 2004
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