Hola!  Do you like my sombrero?  I thought you’d like to see proof of its existence, and yes, it's another one to add to my colossal collection of headgear.  It’s genuine too, and so big.  As you can see.  I think I should unveil a different hat each week, purely for egotistical reasons.

What wasn’t a breeze was trying to buy some bird seeds for my bird feeder.  I searched in two branches of Woolies, one branch of Poundstretcher (yes, very chavvy) and a supermarket before accepting defeat.  The only thing in stock were peanuts, which is no good as the bloody squirrels nick them all when I put them in the feeder, so I was rather miffed at coming back empty handed on that front.  As a result, the fat pigeon who eats all the bird food decided to spend its weekend elsewhere instead of my garden.  I suggest it goes on a diet.  Traitor.