In an attempt to salvage some normality, we can reveal Mojo has a degree in Media & Communication. Her previous occupation involved serving Jude Law, James Dreyfus, Lenny Henry, Melanie C, Liam Gallagher and Nicole Appleton – in a book shop. We’re still puzzled how Liam managed to wander into one. 

Mojo is currently edging that ever bit closer to acquiring the great British driving licence. Hopefully she won’t repeat an incident in Wales many years ago where she very nearly reversed into her family’s tent.)

Other work on the side includes playing the guitar, and acting as a personal bodyguard/bitch-slapper for the editor. Pester and/or upset Affie and she’ll tell on you.

Mojo’s eclectic taste in music includes Katie Melua, Norah Jones, Nick Drake, Will Young, Santana, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Justin Timberlake, The Calling, Dave Matthews Band, Jason Mraz, Keane, The Darkness and Scissor Sisters. She proudly admits being groped by members of Puddle Of Mudd too.

For fun (and torture probably), Mojo likes traipsing around British towns and cities, and usually in torrential weather conditions. For sheer talent, Mojo impersonates Janet Street-Porter convincingly as well as Lemar (yeah, that's right and it's bloody ace too).

If you feel you can connect with this shopaholic, try your luck at mail@uk-fusion.com. Please note proposals for dates with the editor must be vetted through Mojo first.