Sunday, 30 May 2004
This pouting raven-haired temptress is Afsheen, the editor for uk-fusion.com. Apart from steering this great site, she also writes the weekly and controversial editorial column plus plays fairy godmother to her minions, the crew of uk-fusion, whom she lovingly nurtures and cares for.
Raised and educated in London, Afsheen loves shopping, original-flavoured Lucozade, sleeping, driving, reading (though not all at the same time), her digital camera and and jam doughnuts from Lindy's. Amazingly she has a great teeth (no fillings!) and a dazzling smile. Without a doubt she is her dentist's favourite patient.
Afsheen also likes Muse, Russell Brand, Robbie Williams, Chris Moyles, Ant and Dec (Dec especially), Green Wing, Desperate Housewives, Jackass, The Office, LThe Simpsons, The High Life, Carry On films, Holy Moly!, Popbitch and sparkly eye-shadows (over 100 shades). She's also the proud owner of a 'Gay Bar' sign.
Pet hates include breast implants, fake tans, slugs, selfish and shallow people, rudeness, arrogance, smugness, dishonesty, greed, jealousy, insecure people (see 'breast implants' and 'shallow people'), gossip magazines, Victoria Beckham, Duncan James, WAGs, drunken propositions, crap drivers and having to wear specs.
Afsheen also collects and wears hats, with a whopping 37 accumulated so far – including an enormous sombrero. It rocks.
Afsheen's not really keen on older men but for newscaster Jon Snow, she'd make an exception. After all, he's a legend and a lady killer. |