As I waited patiently in the queue of a lingerie shop in East Croydon, my stomach churned at the sight of a female chav sporting tracksuit bottoms (probably Kappa), a vest (with her dough-like belly spilling out) topped with a baseball and chunky earrings from Argos.  And then my eyes fell on the cash desk where the sales assistant was scanning a selection of mesh thongs with diamante studs/buckles at the back, which the chav had obviously chosen for a night out at Destiny’s in Watford.  Yuck!  Thongs are so wrong any way but imagine that chav wearing them?  Disturbing! 

What else?  We have a fine selection of reviews for you to get stuck into.  If you haven’t already seen it, please read our latest interview with Shaun Morgan from Seether.  It’s actually quite good!  I also recommend this.  Ahem.

One more editorial to come before I pack my bags and head off to Spain for two weeks.  How will you cope?