One afternoon ‘Weirdo’ was sitting at the computer in his class, present were ‘Miss Prim & Proper’ and 10 of his classmates. He was sitting there for a while when one boy went up to him and asked “What are you doing?”  ‘Miss Prim & Proper’ looked up to see ‘Weirdo’ shaking in his seat at the computer and his classmate in complete shock. ‘Weirdo’ then boomed “I’M MASTURBATING!” while jiggling up and down.  The thing is, he wasn’t lying! ‘Weirdo’ (now called ‘Wanker Boy’) had his little todger out and was having some fun in class, while looking up a web site on…volcanoes. How apt.

The teacher handled the situation (and nothing else might I add) very well by sending him along to a male teacher’s room, while trying her best to control her giggles. Her poor colleague was forced to talk to the boy about what he had been doing and the extent of his, erm, actions. It of course was then relayed round every member of staff before the boy left the school and is still talked about whenever we see him. The dirty little bugger. Gay rumours are circulating due to his love of looking at a huge eruption of hot fluids while he wanks off. Actually I am keen to find out if this is a common fantasy for men. Come on, lads tell all on the message board.

It is not just him though, I have had another boy tell me that he couldn’t use PVA glue because he was allergic to it and it gave him a “huge erection”. When asked to repeat it he said again “it gives me a huge erection, a really hard one”.  I managed to keep a straight face and said “well that is a side effect I have not been aware of but I am sure can cope with”.  There are so many more stories of strange and perverted kids that I may have to write up and I am sure Affie will find a wee corner to put them in for your titillation.

So that's me finished. I do hope you were enlightened by my two pence worth. Enjoy the rest of the week, or if not, at least try to.