Hola! I’m here again and on time – could things get any better? Hell, no! This is the best you’re going to get from me for this week. As you can see, I’m screaming for a haircut and am going for the chop on Saturday but only if my stylist Josh doesn’t pull a sickie. He’s the one who gave me this look. Before his scissors went near by tresses, I was nothing. Yes, Josh changed my life! I think he’s way too young for me but he’s not gay so that counts for something, doesn’t it? I’m dismissing the myth that most male hairdressers are camp or homosexual, y’know. Any way, I fancy something radical but I’m not quite sure what to go for so if you have any sensible suggestions, I’m all ears.

So, last Friday was Comic Relief – raising money for the needy both here in this country and in Africa, and some of us were doing our bit for charity but no one came close to Ryan Lee who had his legs waxed. Unfortunately they ran out of waxing strips so he only got half his legs done, which is really silly. I mean, he missed out on the bikini wax. Getting your legs done is only the tip of the iceberg, Ryan! Still, it’s not all bad – your legs are going to itch like crazy when the hairs grow back. I’m sure Ryan has a new-found respect for us ladies who obviously have a much higher pain threshold than he’s barely experienced. Well done, mate! But why did the police arrest you on Friday night? And how much did you manage to raise?

Well, that’s your lot ‘cos I can’t think of anything that could top a man getting his legs waxed. One more thing before I go: could someone please tell me what happened in last week’s episode of Desperate Housewives (in which Lynette decided to spy on her new babysitter) because I stupidly taped over it. Thanks!

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P.S: For a supermodel, Kate Moss has the most horrible teeth. If you don't believe me, watch out for the Rimmel advert in which she dabs on this ghastly pink lipgloss and then grins. Yuck! Smoke stained teeth and they're like Godzilla's fangs! Gee, no wonder the woman hardly smiles. Sorry, this has been bugging me for the past few weeks and I had to get it off my chest.