Jackass’ Johnny Knoxville and American Pie triology’s ‘Stifler’, er Seann William Scott, star as Luke and Bo Duke, the bad boys of Hazzard County, Georgia. Luke (Knoxville) fancies himself a bit of a lothario who likes to blow shit up. Bo (Scott) has a raging hard-on for his Dodge Charger, the General Lee. Jessica Simpson (Daisy) has a thankfully smallish role. That girl is so fucking ugly and irritating – she looks like a duck.  The only bright spot is Willie Nelson, who plays the joke telling Uncle Jesse. 

This movie is so bad, I can’t even think of the right words to describe it. I saw this movie with a friend, who says he’s still waiting for the emotional climax signalling the end of act one. Don’t waste your money on this shit. It’s not worth it.

(0/5)

Release Date: 09 January 2006

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The Dukes of Hazzard